Random Commentary

1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
- That was so long ago, I doubt I even know that person anymore.

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- Pretend that they are alien invaders and incinerate them with my righteous human anger.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
- Whatever my sisters listened to and my parents played.

4. What is the best thing about your job?
- That I don't have one.

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in public?
- Actually, I wish people would get over the whole cell phone etiquette thing. As long as they're not interrupting a movie or something important, why in the fuck do you care if you see someone else is on a phone having a conversation that does not in any way involve you? Get over yourself.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
- My life is a vacation.

9. Quote a song lyric.
Can't stand your loneliness. Slow Country by the Gorillaz.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
- All over the place, but generally in the direction of old.

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
- Not that I know of.

13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
- If you don't know the answer to this question then you don't know me at all.

14. What state/country are you from?
- I was born in New Jersey. I don't remember it at all, despite having lived there a couple years. So, that means I am from the state of California where I grew up.

15. Tell us about the last conversation you had.
- I told my hubby about random newsy bits I read on the internet.

16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
- Pretty much exactly where I am. We fear change.

17. What is your favorite smell?
- One that isn't nasty.

18. What is your favorite sight?
- Kittens playing.

19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
- Yes? NO!

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
- Not that I can recall.

22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
- Nope. Probably should though.

23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
- No. It sounds boring and/or awful.

24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
- Probably not, but I'm sure I watched someone else do it.

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
- Nearly constantly for a while, now just occasionally (for the sake of convenience and continued breathing).

26. Have you ever gone camping?
- Yes.

27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sister's friend?
- Ummm, once or twice I'm sure.

28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
- No. Ain't gonna happen.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
- I've heard it's a tasty beverage.

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
- Yes: you.

32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Not often enough.

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
- Not counting my rather raucous childhood, only occasionally. Sobriety is overrated.

34. Have you ever been cheated on?
- I don't imagine it could really happen, as cheating requires something in the way of a jealousy urge, and I have yet to notice one in myself.

35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
- A couple times, but only once by a 'best' friend. Needless to say, that friendship was short lived, and I hope said unfriend gets his comeuppance in a poetic justice sort of way.

36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
- Practically constantly, I'm sure. I was (am) a rotten child.

37. Have you ever been out of the US?
- Never. Never ever. Not once.

38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
- You have got to be joking.

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat to cover it up?
- No. And it will never happen because no haircut could possibly ever traumatize me more than my school-age hair hell.

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
- I don't recall, but I'm sure I have at least once.

41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the nite before?
- Once or twice. I don't care for that brand of drunk.

42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
- Yes. And I'd do it again too.

43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
- I don't think I've even had enough in the way of a real job to really say I had coworkers.

44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
- Nope.

45. Pot?
- Kettle.