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January 13, 2007

It's just too damn strange not to blog this

So some random person IMs me via Y! and wants to run some sort of scenario by me. It's nothing provocative or even all that interesting, but I just had to preserve it here.

stagscrew05: hey what's up? I am ray 23/m/de here asking for your help with a role playing scenario i am working on for class

damyano: um, okay

stagscrew05: it's nothing sexual or perverse

damyano: k'

stagscrew05: ok basically I set up a scenario for you and then ask questions and formulate a story

damyano: k

stagscrew05: ok here's the scenario

stagscrew05: I am 5'11" 195 lbs. wear cammo pants black combat boots olive green mid-calf socks and black t-shirt

stagscrew05: I am an investigator for a community organization

damyano: alright

stagscrew05: you are the muscle for a businessman I am investigating... you are my nemesis

damyano: k

stagscrew05: I arrive at the office to question and snoop around

stagscrew05: you are waiting for me

damyano: k

stagscrew05: do you see me park outside or see me walking towards the door?

damyano: as I am the muscle chances are I'd see you walking towards the door. if the guy I'm working for has decent security I know you're coming before you're visible

stagscrew05: ok I am looking for you and I pass your office where you are hiding

stagscrew05: and get to the stairs

stagscrew05: you come on and casually grab my leg to stop me

damyano: um, being muscle I doubt I'd hide

stagscrew05: humor me... you are the only guard and you do things your own way

damyano: k

stagscrew05: do you get my knee or calf?

damyano: grabbing someone by the leg is a combative gesture, as it could trip them. doesn't seem like a good idea to start out that way. a good security man wants to keep things clean, so I'd more likely grab your shoulder

stagscrew05: this is meant to be strange

damyano: okay

damyano: knee

stagscrew05: how are your hands positioned?

damyano: well since you passed me by, I must have grabbed from behind

stagscrew05: yes your door is near the stairs

stagscrew05: to my left

damyano: then your left knee, palm to the back of your knee

damyano: it should only take one hand to get your attention

stagscrew05: do you say "leg" or "got that leg"?

damyano: I doubt I'd say either

stagscrew05: what do you say/

damyano: "Where are you going?"

stagscrew05: I turn we have been through this before

stagscrew05: you pat me down

stagscrew05: I am facing you

stagscrew05: what do you say as you have me stretch out?

damyano: well, since you say we've been through this before. "Do you really think you can get by me?"

stagscrew05: where do you feet?

stagscrew05: feel*?

damyano: you're being patted down, so this is standard procedure - sides to front, pockets, down each leg.

stagscrew05: do you have me remove my boots?

damyano: well, as we've been through this before, do you seem the type that I would need to do that?

stagscrew05: yes

damyano: then yes

stagscrew05: you have me sit down and remove them

stagscrew05: you look in them

stagscrew05: do you pick up my leg to search the socks or leave my feet on the ground?

damyano: if I'm going to search your boots then I will search your socks as well

damyano: as well as hat and jacket

stagscrew05: do you pick up my leg?

damyano: that is a given, yes

stagscrew05: where do you grip to lift?

damyano: ankle and calf

stagscrew05: how are your hands positioned? (this scenario focuses on leg control)

damyano: as I said, one on ankle one on calf. I don't want you to get unruly

stagscrew05: yes but which hand is placed where and how is the hand positioned?

damyano: the hand towards your center is on the ankle, the hand towards your outside on the calf

damyano: the lower hand is more for control while the upper hand does the search

stagscrew05: what do you say as you lift the leg?

damyano: polite is best - "Please lift your leg, sir."

stagscrew05: how do you search the socks?

damyano: patting them down should be sufficient

stagscrew05: well describe the hand motions and process

damyano: honestly I couldn't. I don't work in security so I don't know how it is done properly. this sort of situation is generally taken as given in a role playing situation

stagscrew05: it is meant to be strange

stagscrew05: come on

damyano: I've given you my answer. sorry

stagscrew05: ok

stagscrew05: do the socks wrinkle or stay tight?

damyano: I would assume they wrinkle some unless they are very new

stagscrew05: ok from previous encounters you know I like my socks to stay tight and you wrinkle slightly to get to me

stagscrew05: where do you grip to wrinkle?

damyano: I'm not wrinkling them, rather they become wrinkled due to the process. it isn't my problem if you have issues, as you can straighten your socks yourself

damyano: it's all organic. I don't actually have to do it on my own

stagscrew05: ok

stagscrew05: that's all I need

stagscrew05: thank you for your help

damyano: k

damyano: no worries

stagscrew05: later

damyano: have a good one

Okay - What the hell was all that about?

Posted by damyano at January 13, 2007 11:44 AM

Comments

That's probably the most random strange fetish thing I've read. That Y! stuff is just too conducive to random pervs. I can't tell you how many random penis messages I've received. Not just a message saying penis, but you know, the whole photo invite thing. Maybe it's not soooo bad ;)

Posted by: Esther at January 14, 2007 04:46 AM

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