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January 08, 2007
Lag, yes I know
I have been lagging so bad that it looks like the front page is totally empty. (Well, except for that penis cartoon commentary below.) I'm a lazy biatch, what can I say? Normally this is when I'd do yet another choppy recap of whatever I can remember since the last time I bothered to blog, but I think that might not be worth it. So instead, here are a few highlights.
I went to church for xmas. No, I did not burst into flames immediately upon crossing the threshold of Lamesa 1st Baptist. In fact, the cammo was full on and everyone assumed I was nice and helpful and pleasant and xian. I behaved. I did not sing naughty lyrics to replace the words of xmas carols. I did not laugh when I saw "The First Nowell" appear on the big karaoke screen thing they have so you don't have to use the hymnal. I just smiled, stood occasionally, and shook hands. Here's what I don't get - why is Jesus allowed to make water into wine, but Baptists aren't allowed to even think about drinking it, even in the ritual meal deal where we have that tiny cracker and a shot of grape juice. Yeah, I know - we don't want to give booze to the kids, but come on. Jesus did it, you can too. Just don't tie the bottle to your wrist.
The hubby and I got thickly padded coveralls/bib overalls for xmas. This is a good thing, because freezing my ass off to bust ice sucks. Now I can just pull them on over my pajamas to go get the mail.
I'm irritated that I keep missing chunks of Heroes. That show is really cool and now I have to buy it on DVD so I can actually watch the whole damn thing without this gaping hole in the middle. If any of you watch it, do not tell me anything. I hate having surprises ruined. I'm also irritated that for some reason I am cursed to never see the myth of the exploding pants busted. That particular episode of Mythbusters (which I swear I watch for more reasons than Jamie's mustache) comes on, and somehow something happens so that I miss it. WTF is up with that?
I found Civilization III at the Dollar General for $6 and I can't stop playing it. I curse that game constantly (because it cheats) and still I come back for more. Those little blue Chinese bastards will rue the day they crossed my border!
Had a great weekend. Had a friend over for the first time in far too long and we stayed up all night playing card and dice games. It's nice to have a visit once in a while, and coming into tax season now means I may have to get creative with my entertainment. Good thing I drive now.
Okay, that's it for now. If I think of anything else I'll throw it on.
Posted by damyano at January 8, 2007 03:47 AM