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1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Actually I don't know. Never bothered to look. Let me try...
The right side. Big surprise.

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I don't dive.

3) What color is your razor?
I don't shave either.

4) What is your blood-type?
Red.

5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Somebody who can get their dumb ass untied from me in less than 24 hours.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I don't think people spread rumors about me. If they do I hope they're entertaining and fabulously horrible. Oh wait, I remember once some people had this demented notion that I was straight and playing gay to get chicks. Is that nutty or what?

7) How do you feel about carrots?
The guy who voiced Bugs Bunny didn't like them (or was allergic, the stories differ) but he insisted on chewing them for the sound effect anyway because no other veggie sounded right. How's that for artistic integrity?

8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
Anywhere from 2 to 7.

9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Old Spice.

10) Do you know what time it is?
It's time to get ill.

11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince?
Please god make it stop!

12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Try not to look too tasty. You gotta watch out for them crazy white people.

13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
Black Black. (No that isn't a typographical error of repetition, it's really called that.)

14) All's fair in love and war?
There is no such thing as fair in the real world.

15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
Probably.

16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes, all of them.

17) Do you like to sleep?
I might actually be doing that right now.

18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
Yes, but I'm not telling you because it will probably get me in trouble.

19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
I don't think I do, but I know people who do.

20) Do you want a bright yellow 2006 mustang?
Do you want a sharp stick in the eye?

21) What's something you've always wanted to do?
Be the shadowy figure behind the supervillain bent on world domination.

22) Do you have hairy legs?
Absolutely.

23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for?
Stays crunchy, even in denial.

24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
It seems like a stupid distinction, because both environments have the same possibility of fwaga, but I prefer the ocean because it seems to be less fish poop intensive.

25)Do you wear a lot of black?
It does make up a good percentage of my wardrobe, yes.

26) Describe your hair.
Evil and spiteful.

27) Do you have Entomophobia?
Kinda yeah.

28) Are you mature?
No way.

29) Where is/are your CLOSEST friend(s)?
All over the place, but mostly centralized in the California area.

30) Do you have a tan?
Nope.

31) Are you a television addict?
Terribly so.

32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Actually, yes I do.

33) Are you a sugar freak?
Unfortunately, yes.

34) Do you like orange juice?
Yes, but it doesn't like me. Fortunately they have a low-acid formula now.

35) What sign are you?
Slow children playing in street.

36) Where do you wish you were right now?
All sorts of places.

37) Who did you copy this from?
Da MonkeyMuffin.

38) How do you know them?
We're friends, on account of she's adorable and sassy, with just the perfect ratio of nice to evil.

39) Have you kissed anyone in the past week?
The hubby, just a couple hours ago.

40) What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleep.