Random Commentary

RED = ANGER

1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Nope. Generally pleased with people at large - at least relative to my usual misanthropy.

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Probably my sister, the middle one.

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Maybe once or twice. But I throw like a girl, so I don't imagine it was a particularly threatening gesture.

4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
I have no idea. Probably.

5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
Both, but mostly I like the yelling.

ORANGE = EXCITEMENT

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
No, not really. And please don't.

2. Are you easily excited?
Sometimes, but usually about the stupidest things. I practically pee on myself if a cartoon I love and haven't seen in ages comes on.

3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
Tomorrow morning the hubby is going to discover the ring I'm giving him for V-day. Awwwww, mushy!

4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
TOYS!

5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Insane amounts of untraceable cash. And maybe a Payday bar, cuz I have the munchies.

YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name:
I don't use real names on this blog. If you don't know my name I'm sure you'll survive the experience.

2. Birthday:
The same as Patrick Swayze, for some demented reason.

3. What's your main goal in life?
I have no idea.

4. Do you want to have children?
You have got to be kidding me.

5. How do you want to die?
In my sleep.

GREEN = OPINIONS

1. Are you against gay marriage?
That is a retarded notion.

2. Lower the drinking age?
Yes and no. I think if the government believes you are old enough to vote then you are old enough to do anything otherwise considered legal but age dependent. So either raise the voting age or lower the drinking age.

3. Capital Punishment?
Yes, actually.

4. Abortion?
Yes, but responsibly. Using it as convenient birth control seems abhorrent to me.

BLUE = LOVE [Why is blue love?]

1. Do you love someone?
I love several someones. I have lots of love for lots of people.

2. Do you have a bf/gf?
I have a husband. Adding a hermaphrodite to the mix would certainly add an air of mystery, but I don't think the hubby would like it.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really, but there is ample evidence for infatuation at first sight. They're easily confused.

PURPLE = Q&A

Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
Three thousand, four hundred and twelve. What the fuck kind of stupid question is this? Unless you're a whore or you've gone bed shopping I think the answer is pretty obvious. Oh wait, you're not a whore are you?

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Gripe about how much gravity gets on my nerves.

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
$1.

Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
Tom who? Tom Green - no. Tom Cruise - no. Tom Cat - no. Actually there isn't Tom one on my MySpace top friends list.

Q: Look to your left. What's there?
An inhaler. My wallet. A big stack of gaming books. Sundry other crap cluttering up my desk.

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
Ummmm... hmmmm... I don't really borrow clothing generally. It was probably a piece of Faire costume.

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
Newgrounds and Rondaks Portal.

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No, plants don't seem to do well for me.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My right big toe hurts if I bend it just so. My left big toe is giving me a little grief too, bit it's healing.

Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
Ontario, CA to Rialto, CA.

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
It's been a while since I've been really upset. I've been seriously annoyed recently, but not really upset.

PINK = LAST [now see, why wasn't this love?]

1. Person you saw?
The hubby.

3. Movie watched in cinema?
Holy fuck, I can't remember that far back. It might have been Spiderman 2, it might have been Star Wars III. I don't go to movies so much these days.

4. Song you listened to?
Not counting TV themes, Dinner Bell by TMBG.

5. Person you talked on the phone with?
The hubby.

6. Did you notice that the question 2 was gone?
No, I don't pay attention to that anymore. It seems to be the in thing to 'accidentally' miss a number in the questions these days. Gosh, how clever.

GREY = TODAY [you ain't kiddin'!]

1. What are you doing right now?
Okay, other than the obvious smartass "This survey" answer - drinking a Big Red (vanilla float flavor), chatting in the #bearcave, warming up by the little heater, listening to Frasier on TV.

2. What are you doing tonight?
See the previous list, only I expect I'll be done with the soda any minute now and the TV show will change when the timer puts in on [as].

BROWN = TOMORROW

1. Is?
Valentine's day.

2. Goal?
Wake up without turning into a robot or alien or vampire.

3. Are you going to laugh?
Only if something funny happens.