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2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked would you stay?
Actually, I kinda already do my job naked - I'm a human housecat.

3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
No.

4. ever seen a ghost?
Not really. I've seen ghost-like things, but they could have been optical illusions, manifestations of boredom, or evil entities that couldn't be bothered to corrupt me any further just as easily as they could have been dead people.

5. Happy with your body?
More or less. I need to have a little less of it.

6. A reason you would move to Illinois:
It picked itself up and moved somewhere more interesting.

7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Actually, since I revisit where I grew up every year, and that's the only other place I've lived that I can remember, no I don't have one.

8. A job you would never do no matter how much you were paid:
Teach. I don't have the patience for it. Oh, and I hate people.

9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13?
I'm straining my memory... Thinking really hard... Can't come up with anything. I had no taste at the time anyway.

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
Nobody. Why should I bother someone else with my mutant mindfarts?

11. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
I eat children.

12. A memory from high school?
Being called Mr. Smoke-your-breakfast by one of the teachers (not one of mine though) because I looked like a stoner. Which I wasn't, at the time.

13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents?
Crush... no.

14. Naughtiest thing you've done at work?
Worked at Faire - it's inherently naughty!

15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad?
Only on alternate Thursdays.

16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do:
Avoid questions like this.

18. Where you'd like to be in 10 years:
Above ground.

19. Something you learned about yourself this year:
I can survive randomly chatting up total strangers.

20. What do you want for your birthday?
Cake, ice cream, and a gigantic pile of great DVDs and CDs.

[the survey thinks I'm hard of hearing now and starts screaming]

21. NAME THREE THINGS YOU DID TODAY?
1)got out of bed
2)peed
3)exhaled

22. LAST ITEM YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF?
A Subway sammich and some crumb donuts

23. DO U HAVE AN ORNAMENT HANGING FROM UR REARVIEW??
No.

24.WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
An oatmeal square and some milk.

25. Name a celeb you love?
I don't love any celebrity, but I would certainly shag Jaime Hyneman senseless if he ever got into darting range.

26. NAME THE LAST THREE BANDS YOU SAW LIVE?
Garth Brooks (shut up)
Lush
The Dambuilders
(I don't really do the whole live show thing, and this list doesn't include local type bands because that gets all nebulous for me.)

27. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET A NIGHT?
Many.

28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP?
Once or twice. But not in a sex way.

29. WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Eating something sweet. I've been having the most horrible cravings lately.

30. WHOS THE FIRST PERSON IN YOUR PHONE BOOK ON YOUR CELL?
Satan.

31. LAST TIME YOU WITNESSED A FIGHT?
I don't know, don't care for that sort of thing. At least, not in a reality context.

32. WHAT WAS THE LAST ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE YOU DRANK?
Razz Rum + Black and Blue Berry Brew. It's so tasty!

33. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Fuck no.

34. name three places you would like to visit
Japan, Hawaii, Amsterdam

35. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE?
No.

37. NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE THAT'S OUT OF THE ORDINARY?
Men with facial hair.

39. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRAD PITT?
He's an actor. That's about as much as I think of him. He was amusing in 12 Monkeys.

[and now the screaming ends]

40. Name a friend you have the most in common with?
I don't know which friend I have the most in common with. I share many commonalities with my friends and many dissimilarities, but I don't have it in me to quantify them.

42. Last person you talked with on the phone?
The Tornado.

[SCREAMING AGAIN!]

43. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING WITH A SKULL ON IT?
There's one hanging on the wall right here.

44. HAVE YOU TRAVELED TO EUROPE?
Dude, I have never been out of the continental US in my life, so Europe is right out.

46. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?
Blow Dry on IFC. Only I didn't watch the whole thing cuz I taped it for the hubby. But I've seen it before anyway. It's cool, you should watch it.

47. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR LAST KISS?
Lying in bed.

49. LAST BOARD GAME YOU PLAYED?
Fuck if I know.

51. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
Probably, a long long time ago.

52. WHERE DO YOU RENT YOUR MOVIES?
From homeless people that hang out behind the grocery store.

54. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN PRISON?
I imagine I know a couple people in prison. If they're not in there now they were, or will be soon.