Random Commentary

[scruffy] Ive never considered myself attractive to women at all, but this chick at subway gave me free avocado the other day.. then the next day she gave me the soup for free.
[damyano] hmmmmm
[damyano] she may want you
[damyano] she may seduce you
[damyano] drag you into her lair of sticky zumzum
[scruffy] LOL
[scruffy] If I didnt jerk off for 2 weeks
[scruffy] Lots of things can happen
[scruffy] It would be funny to have a mom 'afraid of her son turning str8'
[damyano] lol
[damyano] just have her put on a santa beard and you can pretend
[scruffy] LOL
[damyano] a small price to pay for free soup
[scruffy] hahaha
[scruffy] Id be so sad and dissapointed when I wasnt greeted by a fat, leaking rod to suck on tho
[damyano] maybe she has a massive clitoris
* scruffy has trouble breathing from disgust
[damyano] lol
[damyano] you have no idea how hard I am laughing right now
[damyano] I'm amazed I can still type
[scruffy] haha
[scruffy] That put the most horrid image in my mind
[scruffy] Im looking at bear pics to try to wipe it out
[damyano] if I said that to [the hubby] he would probably go green
[damyano] I'm tempted to blog it
[scruffy] My str8 friends from sears told me this funny story once about a whore they met in mexico, across the border here.. that when she spread her legs for them she had a huge tattoo on her legs of an eagle that made her snatch look like they were part of the eagle's body
[damyano] eeeeek
[scruffy] They said they were really disgusted by it
[damyano] I don't get the genital tattoo thing. I've seen a couple dick tats taht didn't make me cry, but those are rare
[scruffy] Really? So you dont think I should tattoo my foreskin to make it look like a gila monster?
[damyano] ack no
[damyano] unless you want to keep me really really far away from you, because I'd be ascairt
[scruffy] haha
[damyano] well I don't want it to bite me. they're poisonous, ya know