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March 21, 2007
Out of control slashyness
Chatting it up with Gryph via Y! and the topic gets a little bit more than a little bit tacky.
Gryphbear: People are so obsessed with Wheeler and Linka in Captain Planet.
damyano: aren't they supposed to be fucking? they sure make it look that way on the show
Gryphbear: lol
Gryphbear: Well, Wheeler is head over heels attracted to Linka, or at least it SOUNDS that way.
Gryphbear: Linka's basically an ice queen to Wheeler
damyano: it's cuz she's russian. she's actually hot for him. or the asian chick - one or the other.
Gryphbear: She wants some with Gi
damyano: because hot girl-on-girl action is good for the environment
Gryphbear: Population control and all that.
damyano: lol
Gryphbear: lol
Gryphbear: Well, 3 boys, 2 women...
damyano: that's a potential brawl if ever I saw one. cuz someone has to bone the monkey
Gryphbear: *bites tongue* It's Ma'Ti's monkey... he should do it
damyano: hehehehehehe
Gryphbear: So that pairs them off nicely.
Gryphbear: Wheeler and Kwame, and Gi and Linka.
Gryphbear: All for the sake of population control.
damyano: at last, the planet is safe
Gryphbear: WHEE!
Gryphbear: But one problem
Gryphbear: What about Gaia?
damyano: doesn't she get the captain?
Gryphbear: At least both of them are sterile
Gryphbear: they won't reproduce
Gryphbear: Otherwise we'd have a lot of zany planets
damyano: you can't call gaia sterile, that's wholly the opposite of her role as goddess of the earth, isn't it?
Gryphbear: lol. She's randy.
Gryphbear: She just needs the right tool.
damyano: that is a special kind of wrong
Gryphbear: Yeah.. she has a real itch wayyyyy up there... (falls off his chair)
damyano: lol
And on that note - here's a bit of 'fan'fic to get you giggling.
Posted by damyano at March 21, 2007 11:36 PM