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March 08, 2007
This is what happens when I get snarky in the #bearcave
So I'm chatting it up on IRC and some demented shit just comes to me. I just pasted it in direct, no editing beyond the necessary formattage. Peep it out, yo!
[Scruffybear] yay. i can play pacman on my ipod now
[Scruffybear] for $5
[damyano] that's far too expensive for mere pacman
[Scruffybear] hell yea. i had that fuckin game in the 80s, and ive already re-purchased it too many times
[damyano] they should pay you for the privelege of you continuing to play it
[damyano] they should be begging you to play
[damyano] pleading, giving burnt offerings
[damyano] because regular pacman sux. ms. pacman is the superior product
[Scruffybear] same with tetris, that shit has been re-sold out the ass
[Scruffybear] Thats the one theyre selling, ms pacman
[damyano] oh okay. that whore still ain't worth five bones tho
[damyano] she's all old and tainted
[Scruffybear] haha
[damyano] draggin her titties around and eating dots like there's no tomorrow
[damyano] you know she's snackin on ho-ho's between levels
[Scruffybear] she has that deep, smoker voice
* BearAZ has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[damyano] she's a tranny
[damyano] I saw it on the E! True Hollywood Story
* NickSB has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[damyano] oh great. I start talkin' smack about some lemon shaped ho' and everyone bails out
[Scruffybear] LOLOL
[Scruffybear] sorry, the world loves ms pacman
[damyano] I guess so
[damyano] the video game mafia is gonna make me pay now
[damyano] I dissed the queen of the old school quarter machines
[damyano] my eyes are gonna float around, looking for some place to regenerate my body
[Scruffybear] haha
[damyano] fuck, I have to blog this now
* Scruffybear gives damy a power pill
Posted by damyano at March 8, 2007 05:29 AM