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March 20, 2007
Today's secret word is: 'Atarded
I'm being lazy tonight and preparing Schwan frozen stuff for dinner. I check out the back of the box of salmon to see about how to get it cooked, and it says this under the ingredients list in that boldface type they use for allergy warnings:
Contains: Salmon
Mind you, it says salmon at the top of the ingredients list, and salmon on every side of the box. BECAUSE IT'S SALMON! If you're allergic to salmon or salmon-based products, and you open this box and eat the contents of it, and then you die afterwards from salmon-allergy complications, I believe that qualifies as either suicide or fatal stupidity. It fucking better contain salmon or I want my money back.
Posted by damyano at March 20, 2007 07:37 PM