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1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Certainly.

2. What's something you MUST do before you die?
Ummmm... I dunno. I want to do just about everything. I know - spend several thousand dollars in one sitting. That would be fun.

3. Are you single? Do you want to be?
No. Not really, but I wouldn't lose all faith in existence if I were. Again.

4. What's one thing you will not eat?
If I put anything here Eris will make sure I regret it. However, I have no interest in trying calf fries. That's testicles, for you non-Texans. I am not going to eat bull balls.

5. What color is your underwear?
Right this second - none. I'm in my jammie shorts. However, I tend to wear goofy printed underwear. I have a pair with the Twilight Zone's "To Serve Man" on 'em. You know you're jealous.

6. When's the last time you went out of state?
Monday, when I went to the hubby's ex's mother's funeral. We live right near the border, so out of state isn't that big a deal.

7. What's your birthstone?
Something stupid, I'm sure. I would rather have a birthstoner.

8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Not often, usually when it's at the tail end of the carton.

10. Can you hula hoop?
Maybe back in the day, but probably not anymore.

11. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Used to do it all the time because the dead bolt on my mom's place doesn't have outside key access.

14. Any cool scars?
No. I'm not cool enough to have cool scars. Now I have to cut myself and cry while I listen to old Smiths records.

15. Name an old school song you like?
This is seriously old school - "Is You Is, Or Is You Ain't My Baby?" You know you loved it when Tom the cat was singing that one. Every time I hear that song I crack up.

16. Do you talk to yourself?
Often.

17. What is your Zodiac sign?
Slow Children Playing in Road.

18. What makes you feel like a kid again?
When I get groped by a greasy clown that smells of gin. Ahhh, memories...

19. What sport do you dislike most?
I don't really care for baseball. It's boring as fuck to watch.

20. What's your favorite smell?
The scent of singed weasel after a coke-infused bout of rampaging shaggage. Okay, I'm lying.

21. Do you care what others think about you?
Rarely.

22. What do you do when you’re driving?
Listen to music as loud as the others in the car can tolerate. I don't like driving.

23. Do you kiss and tell?
Rarely. Besides, who really cares?

24. Last time you drank alcohol?
Right this very second.

25. Last bar you went to?
Not really a bar type of person. Probably the American Legion post 262.

26. Were you an outcast in middle school?
I was an outcast out of the womb, baby!

27. Are you multitasking right now?
Always.

28. Do you believe in karma?
Occasionally.

29. How is the weather today?
I don't know. I haven't been out of the house in over 24 hrs.

30. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
I don't do stupid things with my cell phone.