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The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?
Penis happened.

2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Nope.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Probably snoring.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Cleaning gunk out of my ears.

5. Are you any good at math?
I do well enough.

6. Last night?
I got into Rialto from Santa Maria, found out my damn email box is blocked up, and eventually gave in and crashed.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
None that I am aware of.

8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
Yeah, right.

9. While having sex, and your partner is almost doing something you really REALLY like, how do you inform them the need to move an inch to the left?
"Hey! Move an inch to the left. NO, my left, not your left. Go the other way, dammit!" [Okay, so no this never really happens.]

10. Last thing you received in the mail?
A statement from my broker, that I am unlikely to read or pay any attention to ever.

11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
I had water today. Don't get too excited now.

12. How many friends do you have?
Plenty.

13. What is your default picture a picture of?
This is a MySpace specific question, so if you can't figure out how to find me there then you won't know what a psychohazard sign looks like.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I have before, but it's not like I'm compelled by Satan's voice to do it every time I end up on wet sand. Satan prefers that I bake cookies.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Yeah...

16. What is outside of your back door?
A small square slab of back porch concrete with a rail and a step.

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Try not to stay up way too late so I can possibly make it out to Faire. Or get really drunk for no reason and see if I can dart me a hot straight guy and give him a night he'll pay therapists thousands of dollars to forget.

18. Do you like the ocean?
Actually yes, but I don't think I'm likely to swim in it much more. It's getting kinda grody.

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Oh yes. In fact, we got one with a lid that made it look like an old milk can, and it has cows on it, and now I use it to keep my socks in because there is no room in the dresser. Aw, how handy!

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Nope. I imagine it would be fun while stoned. Most things are.

22. Something you are excited about?
Right this moment I'm kind of short on the excitement factor.

23. What is your favorite jello flavor?
Slime balls - lime jello shooters with Midori in them. If it doesn't have booze in it I'm not particularly keen on jello because I don't like the texture.

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
I don't think so, but you never know.

25. Describe your keychain?
It's a dog choke chain with a cheezy combo lock on one ring so I can clip it to a belt loop if I want to and look all cool and rebel. On the other ring it has 3 disconnectable rings, one with the pickup keys attached to a fish keyring, one with the car key attached to an orange 5-ball keyring, and one with the housekeys attached to a Fossil keyring. Because I'm cool like dat!

26. Where do you keep your change?
Right now, in my carryon bag. But normally at home I keep it in a Tootsie Roll bank til I get around to rolling it up and converting it to paper money.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I try not to do that, but as it turns out I will be doing something in that vein probably this weekend.

28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
I have a couple winter coats, and some winter coveralls. Sporty!

29. What is your Favorite color?
Dark hues - blue mostly but also green and purple.

30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Sort of. I mean it's a half assed job to be sure, and not at all indicative of what you think it is indicative of. We're not going there.