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June 21, 2007
Obligatory naughtiness
I totally forgot to tell you about catching some dude in a quasi-kilt shaking his ass like he was mixing paint while standing on the back of a truck in front of the alestand on last weekend of Faire. He wasn't worth woofing at, but it isn't often that I get to see any useful kilted action. He didn't come over so I could slip a dollar in his little red thong - which, to be honest, kind of killed the urge to slip a dollar in there anyway. Didn't this guy read the kilt wearer's manual?
So - memo for next year: woofier guys in kilts shakin' that azz, no red thongs. A jockstrap is acceptable. (Barely.)
Posted by damyano at June 21, 2007 06:40 AM