« It's happening again | Main | I am a melange of smoky aromas »
July 03, 2007
I am so lame
I've been trying to come up with ways to use up the firecracker strings that we've had in the bomb shelter since last year. Normally I get the big brick of four 1000-stringers, but somehow I was stupid and got the brick with twenty 80-stringers. I'm too lazy to light off that many strings. So I put them in with the trash when I burn it, I put some in a paper bag and lit them, I'm trying to figure out how to string multiple strings together so they'll all go off at once.
I have three left, but it's too hot outside to light them off. And yet, I want to go and buy more. The little bit of poppage from an 80-string just doesn't quite make me giggle like one you could use as a scarf (if you were out of your damn mind).
Posted by damyano at July 3, 2007 01:34 PM