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December 06, 2007
How can you fuck that up?
It's time for this week's Runway dish. It's always the team challenges that bring out everyone's inner bitch, and this time was no exception. Victorya was all kinds of massive bitchy - and wtf was Ricky thinking not letting her be the leader? That alone would have saved them so much grief, and just maybe they wouldn't have been on the chopping block.
This was another tough challenge. Not only did they have to bring back fashion trends that had run their course, they had to mix them. (I want a little aside here - I don't care what anyone says, zoot suits are still cool. Maybe I'm nuts.) So you just knew that there were going to be disasters on the runway. And surprisingly, there weren't. I mean, not disasters - there were a couple pieces that were sucky, but there wasn't anything up there that made you want to laugh out loud.
The winners deserved to win. We're not going to dwell on that. They kicked off poor Chris, which sucks but I can see why they did that. So - if we're not going to get all catty on the winners and losers, why am I bothering to blog this?
The title says it all. Team Ricky, which included Victorya and our own crazy Elisa, got the easiest fucking combination ever. How in the hell can you fuck up Neon + Cutouts + Underwear as Outerwear? How fucking hard can that be? They should have been able to accomplish that in half the time, half the budget, and they could have tied Ricky and Vicky up in a bag to fight it out and let Elisa do it. Oh but no - they had to let drama and bullshit get in the way of the easiest possible combination in the shit soup that they got thrown for a challenge. I mean yeah, they had Elisa on their team, which could have been a very entertaining disaster, but instead they decided to fuck up in a completely different direction. I think those two should have gotten a kick in the ass at the very least.
Oh, and I don't mean to diss Elisa so much. I am so behind her, and I'm glad that her piece of the three got some notice. Although I wasn't totally crazy about the fit, everything else about it was entirely cute. It's just that, well, she's nutty. I don't want her to just up and accidentally lose - if she has to go off the show I want it to be in fantastic flames. And if she happens to beat the odds and make it to the final three, well good on her. I'm just not gonna hold my breath, is all.
Posted by damyano at December 6, 2007 12:25 AM