Random Commentary

First off - the announcement that one of the designers was going to leave early. So not surprised that it was Jack with a health issue. Also, when they had the surprise models show up, I knew immediately that it was a weight loss situation, and that the clothes the ladies had brought with them were to be the raw materials. I also called the winner and the loser right off. And, when they tried a cute little mid-ep surprise with a commercial break cliffhanger, I knew immediately that it was them bringing Chris back.

Not to say that the episode was boring or anything. It wasn't bad at all. I just wasn't surprised by anything.

Steve was doomed from the get-go. A wedding dress? Are you fucking kidding me? There was no way he was going to be able to do anything with that. I can't believe that lady brought her wedding dress to be chopped up for a 'reality' game show. And then to make things worse, he didn't even try to do anything with it. I mean, he might have been on the chopping block with a hideous white monstrosity on his hands, but he would have gotten points for using the material. Instead he used a bunch of black material he bought with the budget, added a bit of white trim from the original dress, and made this horrible schoolmarm outfit. It was pure hideous.

The winner was a near tie between Kevin and Christian. They were both sharp. But you could just tell that Christian's design was just... more. It's hard to define, exactly. In a way, it's about time that he got a winner up there - he really has it in him. Also, he is annoying as fuck, so he is a shoo in for the final three if he doesn't do something totally assy in the next few eps. And what is up with his fucking hair? Seriously - how can he do that to his head on a daily basis? It's insane. Anyway, now that he's got a win in I imagine he will be completely insufferable. I don't hate him, but so far he's the closest to a hate I've got for this season.

And finally - what the fuck is up with Sweet P? Is that poor girl jinxed or what? I swear, every time Heidi pulls buttons out of that damn bag, Sweet P is last. Every time! So far she hasn't gotten royally screwed out of the deal, but it's only a matter of time if this curse continues. I like her, I'd hate to see her get auf'd because of some evil gravity issue.