Random Commentary

1: Well, as much as I think Einstein was full on cool, I think definitive proof of magic would be impressive. Kind of a lame bit of proof, but still cool. I'd call it 60/40 in favor of the magician.

2: I know I should, but I couldn't. I just couldn't do it.

3: $120 just to display a stupid skull? Absolutely. All I get out of the turtle is a potential loss if it up and gets suicidal on me.

4: I would never want to subject a gorilla to the horrors of fame. That critter would be coked up before the first season was over. No way - the gorilla will just have to find something else to be interested in.

5: I don't really believe in the soul mate thing, but for the sake of argument I suppose I would take the pill. Besides, I imagine that several songs would be quite improved with the AiC treatment.

6: Hell no. I rarely remember my dreams as it is, so I can't even begin to guess at the really freaky shit that goes on in my head when I'm not looking.

7: I think the Sasquatch story has more zing. Why did they have to shoot the poor critter?

8: That would so work my nerves in the long run. I like the movie and all, but give me a break. Besides, I'm barely the marrying kind.

9: I think we can safely skip this question. Well, except for taking on the actual content of the book - I'm not all that into crime novels, so it had better be a good one.

10: Sorry, don't have much of an opinion either way.

11: That's a hard one to answer, because being in that situation would be a completely different frame of mind than the one I am in now. So, with my current frame of mind I say: No, I wouldn't. If she is dead, she is already dead by the time I get the notion in my head, and getting out of the theater isn't going to change anything. And if she isn't actually dead, well isn't that a lucky thing for me.

12: If I get any hotter I'll melt through the planet, baby! No, seriously - I don't think I need to waste money on something as transient as good looks.

13: I have to stand up and talk for fifteen whole minutes to a room with a handful of people in it? Does this really merit an entire speech?

14: I know a few cats that would probably be amused, and many that would wonder why they aren't getting their fair share of the lasagna.

15: Fuck the 14 days, I intend to spend the next 6 months enjoying what little sense I have. Why in hell do I need to stick around being half of who I used to be and making other people take care of me?

16: No. It will apparently happen all on its own without any interference on my part.

17: Honestly, I distrust them both equally. I don't care for people I don't already know.

18: Oooh, ten whole minutes on the moon! Hey, can I stand there not breathing and freezing to death the whole time? Do I get to look for the golf ball while I'm up there? Laaame. I am so going to Europe.

19: I tell him I tripped. If s/he doesn't believe it that's tough, they'll get over it. Hey bitch, you lived.

20: Probably neither. I haven't done anything all that interesting. But if I must choose, I'd go for the big budget one. Why relive it in reality?

21: Honestly, I don't know. Considering the situation I imagine that my prospects would be horribly limited and my choices would be pretty much the same anyway.

22: The affair one would be more bothersome, since it can get me into actual potential trouble. Who gives a crap if people think something untrue about me that can be disproved if the need arises?

23: I think I wouldn't feel all that different. Not because of the easy "I wouldn't know any better" argument, but because I have trouble imagining the personality of John Ritter, famous or otherwise. Although I suppose he would have been an amusing father figure.