December 10, 2007
Wow, what a quiz
I found this bit of quizzage via StumbleUpon. It's way too huge to bother reproducing here - the questions are kind of involved - but I simply must supply answers for it. So go ahead, hit the link in a new tab/window and read along. Answers beyond the clickle.
1: Well, as much as I think Einstein was full on cool, I think definitive proof of magic would be impressive. Kind of a lame bit of proof, but still cool. I'd call it 60/40 in favor of the magician.
2: I know I should, but I couldn't. I just couldn't do it.
3: $120 just to display a stupid skull? Absolutely. All I get out of the turtle is a potential loss if it up and gets suicidal on me.
4: I would never want to subject a gorilla to the horrors of fame. That critter would be coked up before the first season was over. No way - the gorilla will just have to find something else to be interested in.
5: I don't really believe in the soul mate thing, but for the sake of argument I suppose I would take the pill. Besides, I imagine that several songs would be quite improved with the AiC treatment.
6: Hell no. I rarely remember my dreams as it is, so I can't even begin to guess at the really freaky shit that goes on in my head when I'm not looking.
7: I think the Sasquatch story has more zing. Why did they have to shoot the poor critter?
8: That would so work my nerves in the long run. I like the movie and all, but give me a break. Besides, I'm barely the marrying kind.
9: I think we can safely skip this question. Well, except for taking on the actual content of the book - I'm not all that into crime novels, so it had better be a good one.
10: Sorry, don't have much of an opinion either way.
11: That's a hard one to answer, because being in that situation would be a completely different frame of mind than the one I am in now. So, with my current frame of mind I say: No, I wouldn't. If she is dead, she is already dead by the time I get the notion in my head, and getting out of the theater isn't going to change anything. And if she isn't actually dead, well isn't that a lucky thing for me.
12: If I get any hotter I'll melt through the planet, baby! No, seriously - I don't think I need to waste money on something as transient as good looks.
13: I have to stand up and talk for fifteen whole minutes to a room with a handful of people in it? Does this really merit an entire speech?
14: I know a few cats that would probably be amused, and many that would wonder why they aren't getting their fair share of the lasagna.
15: Fuck the 14 days, I intend to spend the next 6 months enjoying what little sense I have. Why in hell do I need to stick around being half of who I used to be and making other people take care of me?
16: No. It will apparently happen all on its own without any interference on my part.
17: Honestly, I distrust them both equally. I don't care for people I don't already know.
18: Oooh, ten whole minutes on the moon! Hey, can I stand there not breathing and freezing to death the whole time? Do I get to look for the golf ball while I'm up there? Laaame. I am so going to Europe.
19: I tell him I tripped. If s/he doesn't believe it that's tough, they'll get over it. Hey bitch, you lived.
20: Probably neither. I haven't done anything all that interesting. But if I must choose, I'd go for the big budget one. Why relive it in reality?
21: Honestly, I don't know. Considering the situation I imagine that my prospects would be horribly limited and my choices would be pretty much the same anyway.
22: The affair one would be more bothersome, since it can get me into actual potential trouble. Who gives a crap if people think something untrue about me that can be disproved if the need arises?
23: I think I wouldn't feel all that different. Not because of the easy "I wouldn't know any better" argument, but because I have trouble imagining the personality of John Ritter, famous or otherwise. Although I suppose he would have been an amusing father figure.
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November 30, 2007
Now that's my kind of Santa
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents |
 Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole! |
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October 15, 2007
Strange memequiz
I popped over to TheFrog's place cuz it's been way too long since I've peeped her out, and I saw this weird quiz thing. Her result is really fuctup. Mine, however, is terrible accurate.
| You Are Apple Cider |
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June 16, 2007
Zombified!
Mingle2 - Free Online Dating
If you look even slightly zombie-esque I will shoot you. Don't even question it.
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May 01, 2007
Now wait...
I just said a couple days ago that I didn't want to be on the dark side of the Force because I'm not too keen on the whole blast someone with lightning and suddenly be all gnarly nonsense. NO, I don't like that. And then Wolf makes me take this particular quiz:
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April 10, 2007
Again with the MySpace survey
I was going to copy the 80s survey and put it here (and I still might in the next day or two), but this one caught my eye.
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:
1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?
Penis happened.
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Nope.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Probably snoring.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Cleaning gunk out of my ears.
5. Are you any good at math?
I do well enough.
6. Last night?
I got into Rialto from Santa Maria, found out my damn email box is blocked up, and eventually gave in and crashed.
7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
None that I am aware of.
8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
Yeah, right.
9. While having sex, and your partner is almost doing something you really REALLY like, how do you inform them the need to move an inch to the left?
"Hey! Move an inch to the left. NO, my left, not your left. Go the other way, dammit!" [Okay, so no this never really happens.]
10. Last thing you received in the mail?
A statement from my broker, that I am unlikely to read or pay any attention to ever.
11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
I had water today. Don't get too excited now.
12. How many friends do you have?
Plenty.
13. What is your default picture a picture of?
This is a MySpace specific question, so if you can't figure out how to find me there then you won't know what a psychohazard sign looks like.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
I have before, but it's not like I'm compelled by Satan's voice to do it every time I end up on wet sand. Satan prefers that I bake cookies.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Yeah...
16. What is outside of your back door?
A small square slab of back porch concrete with a rail and a step.
17. Any plans for Friday night?
Try not to stay up way too late so I can possibly make it out to Faire. Or get really drunk for no reason and see if I can dart me a hot straight guy and give him a night he'll pay therapists thousands of dollars to forget.
18. Do you like the ocean?
Actually yes, but I don't think I'm likely to swim in it much more. It's getting kinda grody.
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Oh yes. In fact, we got one with a lid that made it look like an old milk can, and it has cows on it, and now I use it to keep my socks in because there is no room in the dresser. Aw, how handy!
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Nope. I imagine it would be fun while stoned. Most things are.
22. Something you are excited about?
Right this moment I'm kind of short on the excitement factor.
23. What is your favorite jello flavor?
Slime balls - lime jello shooters with Midori in them. If it doesn't have booze in it I'm not particularly keen on jello because I don't like the texture.
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
I don't think so, but you never know.
25. Describe your keychain?
It's a dog choke chain with a cheezy combo lock on one ring so I can clip it to a belt loop if I want to and look all cool and rebel. On the other ring it has 3 disconnectable rings, one with the pickup keys attached to a fish keyring, one with the car key attached to an orange 5-ball keyring, and one with the housekeys attached to a Fossil keyring. Because I'm cool like dat!
26. Where do you keep your change?
Right now, in my carryon bag. But normally at home I keep it in a Tootsie Roll bank til I get around to rolling it up and converting it to paper money.
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I try not to do that, but as it turns out I will be doing something in that vein probably this weekend.
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
I have a couple winter coats, and some winter coveralls. Sporty!
29. What is your Favorite color?
Dark hues - blue mostly but also green and purple.
30. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Sort of. I mean it's a half assed job to be sure, and not at all indicative of what you think it is indicative of. We're not going there.
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March 28, 2007
Answers to questions you'd never ask
Another MySpace survey. It seems that's the only place I get them from. 1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?Not Hannibal Lector.
2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked would you stay?
Actually, I kinda already do my job naked - I'm a human housecat.
3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
No.
4. ever seen a ghost?
Not really. I've seen ghost-like things, but they could have been optical illusions, manifestations of boredom, or evil entities that couldn't be bothered to corrupt me any further just as easily as they could have been dead people.
5. Happy with your body?
More or less. I need to have a little less of it.
6. A reason you would move to Illinois:
It picked itself up and moved somewhere more interesting.
7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Actually, since I revisit where I grew up every year, and that's the only other place I've lived that I can remember, no I don't have one.
8. A job you would never do no matter how much you were paid:
Teach. I don't have the patience for it. Oh, and I hate people.
9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13?
I'm straining my memory... Thinking really hard... Can't come up with anything. I had no taste at the time anyway.
10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
Nobody. Why should I bother someone else with my mutant mindfarts?
11. Wanna have kids before you're 30?
I eat children.
12. A memory from high school?
Being called Mr. Smoke-your-breakfast by one of the teachers (not one of mine though) because I looked like a stoner. Which I wasn't, at the time.
13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents?
Crush... no.
14. Naughtiest thing you've done at work?
Worked at Faire - it's inherently naughty!
15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad?
Only on alternate Thursdays.
16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do:
Avoid questions like this.
18. Where you'd like to be in 10 years:
Above ground.
19. Something you learned about yourself this year:
I can survive randomly chatting up total strangers.
20. What do you want for your birthday?
Cake, ice cream, and a gigantic pile of great DVDs and CDs.
[the survey thinks I'm hard of hearing now and starts screaming]
21. NAME THREE THINGS YOU DID TODAY?
1)got out of bed
2)peed
3)exhaled
22. LAST ITEM YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF?
A Subway sammich and some crumb donuts
23. DO U HAVE AN ORNAMENT HANGING FROM UR REARVIEW??
No.
24.WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
An oatmeal square and some milk.
25. Name a celeb you love?
I don't love any celebrity, but I would certainly shag Jaime Hyneman senseless if he ever got into darting range.
26. NAME THE LAST THREE BANDS YOU SAW LIVE?
Garth Brooks (shut up)
Lush
The Dambuilders
(I don't really do the whole live show thing, and this list doesn't include local type bands because that gets all nebulous for me.)
27. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET A NIGHT?
Many.
28. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP?
Once or twice. But not in a sex way.
29. WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Eating something sweet. I've been having the most horrible cravings lately.
30. WHOS THE FIRST PERSON IN YOUR PHONE BOOK ON YOUR CELL?
Satan.
31. LAST TIME YOU WITNESSED A FIGHT?
I don't know, don't care for that sort of thing. At least, not in a reality context.
32. WHAT WAS THE LAST ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE YOU DRANK?
Razz Rum + Black and Blue Berry Brew. It's so tasty!
33. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR PULLED?
Fuck no.
34. name three places you would like to visit
Japan, Hawaii, Amsterdam
35. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO ICE SKATE?
No.
37. NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE THAT'S OUT OF THE ORDINARY?
Men with facial hair.
39. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRAD PITT?
He's an actor. That's about as much as I think of him. He was amusing in 12 Monkeys.
[and now the screaming ends]
40. Name a friend you have the most in common with?
I don't know which friend I have the most in common with. I share many commonalities with my friends and many dissimilarities, but I don't have it in me to quantify them.
42. Last person you talked with on the phone?
The Tornado.
[SCREAMING AGAIN!]
43. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING WITH A SKULL ON IT?
There's one hanging on the wall right here.
44. HAVE YOU TRAVELED TO EUROPE?
Dude, I have never been out of the continental US in my life, so Europe is right out.
46. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?
Blow Dry on IFC. Only I didn't watch the whole thing cuz I taped it for the hubby. But I've seen it before anyway. It's cool, you should watch it.
47. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR LAST KISS?
Lying in bed.
49. LAST BOARD GAME YOU PLAYED?
Fuck if I know.
51. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
Probably, a long long time ago.
52. WHERE DO YOU RENT YOUR MOVIES?
From homeless people that hang out behind the grocery store.
54. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE IN PRISON?
I imagine I know a couple people in prison. If they're not in there now they were, or will be soon.
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March 04, 2007
MySpace is the place to snag surveys from
I dunno, I'm just in a survey friendly mood right now. It's behind the cut.
1. last beverage:
A Starbucks Doubleshot with some hazelnut syrup stirred in. Mmmmmn tasty!
2. last phone call:
Chatting with RAM, mostly about the high death quota so early this year.
3. last instant message:
A brief chat w/ Gryphbear, about porn.
4. last CD played:
Best of the Chemical Brothers - the bonus disc.
5. last time you cried:
I don't remember.
6. last text message:
My sister wondering why I don't answer my phone.
SIX HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. dated someone twice?
I never really did the dating thing exactly. I can recall one offhand, and no I never saw that dude again.
2. been cheated on?
Such a thing really isn't an issue to me.
3. kissed someone & regretted it?
Not a kissy person.
4. lost someone special?
A couple, yeah.
5. been depressed?
Off and on.
6. been drunk and threw up?
This is why I don't drink vodka anymore.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
Blue, Dark Green, Out of Space.
THIS MONTH HAVE YOU
I'm going to cheat. It's too early in this month to count, so we're going to count this for February.
1. Made a new friend?
Sort of. I mean I met her just the once while we were visiting our friend in the hospital, but I can imagine getting along with her well.
2. Fallen out of love?
Not that I can recall.
3. Laughed until you cried?
Not that I can recall.
4. Met someone who changed your life?
No.
5. Found out who your true friends were?
I did that a long time ago.
6. Is there something you want to tell someone?
I like cheese.
7. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
I'm not a kissy person.
8. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?
I don't have a real life, so technically none of them
9.How many kids do you want to have?
No! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
10. Do you have any pets?
I am a pet.
11. Do you wanna change your name?
I would like to change my name into a sandwich.
12. What did you do for your last birthday?
Wake up, eat, blog about it, increase the age indicator on a few things.
13. What time did you wake up today
5:30. In the afternoon
14.What were you doing at midnight last night?
Pretty much what I'm doing right now.
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for?
If you knew what it was you would not believe it.
16. Last time you saw your father?
Several months ago.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
My lack of world dominance.
18.What are you listening to right now?
Loud moanings and gruntings.
21. Have you ever met famous people?
I don't think I have. I may have and not realized it.
22. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?
Probably a piece of faire costume.
23. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
Humanity as a whole.
25. Coke or Pepsi?
Sure.
26. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week?
I have a husband, he kisses me every day.
27. Is there any type of music that reminds you of your friends?
Several of my friends have certain songs that remind me of them.
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February 13, 2007
Crayon Box Survey...
For some reason the theme of this particular survey bit amused me, so here we go:
RED = ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
Nope. Generally pleased with people at large - at least relative to my usual misanthropy.
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
Probably my sister, the middle one.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Maybe once or twice. But I throw like a girl, so I don't imagine it was a particularly threatening gesture.
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry?
I have no idea. Probably.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
Both, but mostly I like the yelling.
ORANGE = EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
No, not really. And please don't.
2. Are you easily excited?
Sometimes, but usually about the stupidest things. I practically pee on myself if a cartoon I love and haven't seen in ages comes on.
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
Tomorrow morning the hubby is going to discover the ring I'm giving him for V-day. Awwwww, mushy!
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
TOYS!
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Insane amounts of untraceable cash. And maybe a Payday bar, cuz I have the munchies.
YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY
1. Name:
I don't use real names on this blog. If you don't know my name I'm sure you'll survive the experience.
2. Birthday:
The same as Patrick Swayze, for some demented reason.
3. What's your main goal in life?
I have no idea.
4. Do you want to have children?
You have got to be kidding me.
5. How do you want to die?
In my sleep.
GREEN = OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage?
That is a retarded notion.
2. Lower the drinking age?
Yes and no. I think if the government believes you are old enough to vote then you are old enough to do anything otherwise considered legal but age dependent. So either raise the voting age or lower the drinking age.
3. Capital Punishment?
Yes, actually.
4. Abortion?
Yes, but responsibly. Using it as convenient birth control seems abhorrent to me.
BLUE = LOVE [Why is blue love?]
1. Do you love someone?
I love several someones. I have lots of love for lots of people.
2. Do you have a bf/gf?
I have a husband. Adding a hermaphrodite to the mix would certainly add an air of mystery, but I don't think the hubby would like it.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not really, but there is ample evidence for infatuation at first sight. They're easily confused.
PURPLE = Q&A
Q: How many beds did you lay in today?
Three thousand, four hundred and twelve. What the fuck kind of stupid question is this? Unless you're a whore or you've gone bed shopping I think the answer is pretty obvious. Oh wait, you're not a whore are you?
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
Black.
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Gripe about how much gravity gets on my nerves.
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
$1.
Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
Tom who? Tom Green - no. Tom Cruise - no. Tom Cat - no. Actually there isn't Tom one on my MySpace top friends list.
Q: Look to your left. What's there?
An inhaler. My wallet. A big stack of gaming books. Sundry other crap cluttering up my desk.
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
Ummmm... hmmmm... I don't really borrow clothing generally. It was probably a piece of Faire costume.
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
Newgrounds and Rondaks Portal.
Q: Do you have plants in your room?
No, plants don't seem to do well for me.
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My right big toe hurts if I bend it just so. My left big toe is giving me a little grief too, bit it's healing.
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
Ontario, CA to Rialto, CA.
Q: Recent time you were really upset?
It's been a while since I've been really upset. I've been seriously annoyed recently, but not really upset.
PINK = LAST [now see, why wasn't this love?]
1. Person you saw?
The hubby.
3. Movie watched in cinema?
Holy fuck, I can't remember that far back. It might have been Spiderman 2, it might have been Star Wars III. I don't go to movies so much these days.
4. Song you listened to?
Not counting TV themes, Dinner Bell by TMBG.
5. Person you talked on the phone with?
The hubby.
6. Did you notice that the question 2 was gone?
No, I don't pay attention to that anymore. It seems to be the in thing to 'accidentally' miss a number in the questions these days. Gosh, how clever.
GREY = TODAY [you ain't kiddin'!]
1. What are you doing right now?
Okay, other than the obvious smartass "This survey" answer - drinking a Big Red (vanilla float flavor), chatting in the #bearcave, warming up by the little heater, listening to Frasier on TV.
2. What are you doing tonight?
See the previous list, only I expect I'll be done with the soda any minute now and the TV show will change when the timer puts in on [as].
BROWN = TOMORROW
1. Is?
Valentine's day.
2. Goal?
Wake up without turning into a robot or alien or vampire.
3. Are you going to laugh?
Only if something funny happens.
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February 01, 2007
40 random questions I found on MySpace
It's been a while since I've done this survey type a' thing, so here we go. I put it behind the cut because these things take up a lot of space.
1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Actually I don't know. Never bothered to look. Let me try...
The right side. Big surprise.
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I don't dive.
3) What color is your razor?
I don't shave either.
4) What is your blood-type?
Red.
5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Somebody who can get their dumb ass untied from me in less than 24 hours.
6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I don't think people spread rumors about me. If they do I hope they're entertaining and fabulously horrible. Oh wait, I remember once some people had this demented notion that I was straight and playing gay to get chicks. Is that nutty or what?
7) How do you feel about carrots?
The guy who voiced Bugs Bunny didn't like them (or was allergic, the stories differ) but he insisted on chewing them for the sound effect anyway because no other veggie sounded right. How's that for artistic integrity?
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
Anywhere from 2 to 7.
9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
Old Spice.
10) Do you know what time it is?
It's time to get ill.
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince?
Please god make it stop!
12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Try not to look too tasty. You gotta watch out for them crazy white people.
13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
Black Black. (No that isn't a typographical error of repetition, it's really called that.)
14) All's fair in love and war?
There is no such thing as fair in the real world.
15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
Probably.
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Yes, all of them.
17) Do you like to sleep?
I might actually be doing that right now.
18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings?
Yes, but I'm not telling you because it will probably get me in trouble.
19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
I don't think I do, but I know people who do.
20) Do you want a bright yellow 2006 mustang?
Do you want a sharp stick in the eye?
21) What's something you've always wanted to do?
Be the shadowy figure behind the supervillain bent on world domination.
22) Do you have hairy legs?
Absolutely.
23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for?
Stays crunchy, even in denial.
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
It seems like a stupid distinction, because both environments have the same possibility of fwaga, but I prefer the ocean because it seems to be less fish poop intensive.
25)Do you wear a lot of black?
It does make up a good percentage of my wardrobe, yes.
26) Describe your hair.
Evil and spiteful.
27) Do you have Entomophobia?
Kinda yeah.
28) Are you mature?
No way.
29) Where is/are your CLOSEST friend(s)?
All over the place, but mostly centralized in the California area.
30) Do you have a tan?
Nope.
31) Are you a television addict?
Terribly so.
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Actually, yes I do.
33) Are you a sugar freak?
Unfortunately, yes.
34) Do you like orange juice?
Yes, but it doesn't like me. Fortunately they have a low-acid formula now.
35) What sign are you?
Slow children playing in street.
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
All sorts of places.
37) Who did you copy this from?
Da MonkeyMuffin.
38) How do you know them?
We're friends, on account of she's adorable and sassy, with just the perfect ratio of nice to evil.
39) Have you kissed anyone in the past week?
The hubby, just a couple hours ago.
40) What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleep.
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November 13, 2006
I swear I've never touched the stuff
| Your Personality Is Like Acid |
 One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! |
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November 06, 2006
Because it ain't a blog without a survey
I've had this list of questions sitting in a txt file for a while now, just waiting to be published. Not that it's anything particularly new, but it just had to be done.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
- That was so long ago, I doubt I even know that person anymore.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- Pretend that they are alien invaders and incinerate them with my righteous human anger.
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
- Whatever my sisters listened to and my parents played.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
- That I don't have one.
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in public?
- Actually, I wish people would get over the whole cell phone etiquette thing. As long as they're not interrupting a movie or something important, why in the fuck do you care if you see someone else is on a phone having a conversation that does not in any way involve you? Get over yourself.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
- My life is a vacation.
9. Quote a song lyric.
Can't stand your loneliness. Slow Country by the Gorillaz.
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
- All over the place, but generally in the direction of old.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
- Not that I know of.
13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
- If you don't know the answer to this question then you don't know me at all.
14. What state/country are you from?
- I was born in New Jersey. I don't remember it at all, despite having lived there a couple years. So, that means I am from the state of California where I grew up.
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had.
- I told my hubby about random newsy bits I read on the internet.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
- Pretty much exactly where I am. We fear change.
17. What is your favorite smell?
- One that isn't nasty.
18. What is your favorite sight?
- Kittens playing.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
- Yes? NO!
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
- Not that I can recall.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
- Nope. Probably should though.
23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
- No. It sounds boring and/or awful.
24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
- Probably not, but I'm sure I watched someone else do it.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
- Nearly constantly for a while, now just occasionally (for the sake of convenience and continued breathing).
26. Have you ever gone camping?
- Yes.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sister's friend?
- Ummm, once or twice I'm sure.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
- No. Ain't gonna happen.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
- I've heard it's a tasty beverage.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
- Yes: you.
32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Not often enough.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
- Not counting my rather raucous childhood, only occasionally. Sobriety is overrated.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
- I don't imagine it could really happen, as cheating requires something in the way of a jealousy urge, and I have yet to notice one in myself.
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
- A couple times, but only once by a 'best' friend. Needless to say, that friendship was short lived, and I hope said unfriend gets his comeuppance in a poetic justice sort of way.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
- Practically constantly, I'm sure. I was (am) a rotten child.
37. Have you ever been out of the US?
- Never. Never ever. Not once.
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
- You have got to be joking.
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat to cover it up?
- No. And it will never happen because no haircut could possibly ever traumatize me more than my school-age hair hell.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
- I don't recall, but I'm sure I have at least once.
41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you can't remember the nite before?
- Once or twice. I don't care for that brand of drunk.
42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
- Yes. And I'd do it again too.
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
- I don't think I've even had enough in the way of a real job to really say I had coworkers.
44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
- Nope.
45. Pot?
- Kettle.
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